i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
