You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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