sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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