Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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