Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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