Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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