If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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