Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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