Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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