i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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