FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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