As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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