would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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