She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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