went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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