worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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