There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Small penises have feelings too.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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