I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
