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Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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