Having a random hookup so left but love u
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
and she was petting her beer can
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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