They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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