do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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