So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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