dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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