Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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