I wannas sexs uuuuu
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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