I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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