So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
