man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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