I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
it hurts more in the daytime
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
pray to the hookup gods
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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