Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Randomize
