I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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