Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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