It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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