I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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