I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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