after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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