If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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