who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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