You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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