I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Randomize
