CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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