what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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