i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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