I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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