OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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