her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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