You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
The ass gains better be worth it
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