Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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