If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Can I color on your dick again?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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