Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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